six impossible things...

Hello, and thanks for popping in. My name's Dan - I'm a freelance software developer based in the unexpectedly beautiful city of Birmingham, England, working mainly with systems based on the Microsoft .NET Framework but also having fun making useful and pretty things with XML, jQuery and Blender whenever I get the chance.

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If you've arrived in the hope of finding actual things of an impossible nature, I'm sorry to say you won't just yet. Such things take a fair old while to brew, and I've still a few notions that are merely probably possible to get a handle on. Still, I've one or two distinctly interesting ideas in the pipeline, which I hope to be able to share before too much longer.

First things first, eh?

...anyone for breakfast?